Baby Bargaining Chip 101

Yogurt. Creamy vanilla flavored nonfat Greek yogurt to be exact should and will only be used in my home as the 911 of cheap, edible bargaining chips in the future because mommy MIGHT have underestimated the amount of artistic license two babies could harness when using yogurt as their medium. I don't want to inhibit their creativity but picking out yogurt covered boogies from 4 nostrils and orange-tinted yogurt pops of earwax from tiny ear crevices is not the best time (surprisingly!). They both LOVED it though and were damn cute about it so I'll just have to save it for an emergency chip. Or every day if we get a dog that loves yogurt ;)