Step right up! Step right up! Welcome to my Twin Circus!

Well..hello there! So THIS is the wide wide world of blogging! I've been meaning to put all my thoughts down on virtual paper for MONTHS now (8 months 14 days and a handful or hours give or take lol) and I've finally got off my larger than life derrière to do it!

So, welcome! Take off your bra if ya like, throw on some torn yoga pants (my current work uniform) and let's belly up to my kitchen counter and chat about everything! Finally released from the chains of other social media sites and I've got my own space to call my own. I feel like such a grown up... You'd think popping out two kids at the same time would do that to ya but I GUESS NOT lol.

I'll get this blog rolling by posting a few of my past thoughts on mommyhood so we can get to know each other a bit and later on when I have two brain cells to rub together and my mental CPU isn't at 100% capacity ALL.THE. TIME. I'll remember the very beginning of this crazy mommy adventure and wonder how in the hell I made it through.  (Right now my answer to that would be carbs, Girl Scout cookies, carbs, an unhealthy addiction to HGTV & Pinterest, flip flops, sweat pants large enough to tent the Kardashian house TWICE, a 1/4 filled tube of very black

mascara when I wanna feel "pretty", carbs annnnddddd my husband. Yeah. Major props to that guy.  But more on him later!

Oh wait..did I forget something? Mmmmm maybe I should mention that I'm a mother of boy/girl twin ninjas & mayors of my own personal CrazyTown, Lily and Flynn. They just turned 8.5 months (or for you diehards out there, 36 weeks) old and they are my love, my life, my everything.  That being said...my god do they drive me to the brink of absolute madness every single day.

Welcome to my Thunderdome of Twindom, peeps!! Cheers!